We are a group of developers who got tired of losing money trading, so we decided to build software to help other people lose money more efficiently.
To facilitate the high-speed transfer of wealth from retail traders to institutional liquidity providers, while taking a small subscription fee for watching it happen. Ideally, we want to create a world where executing a bad trade takes 0.05ms instead of 200ms.
A future where every trader can blame "latency" or "slippage" for their failures with scientifically accurate charts.
Founded in a Garage
Actually a basement. The garage was rented out.
First Customer
It was our CEO's mom. She churned after 1 month.
Series A Funding
We found $500 in an old couch.
Global Domination
We now have users in at least 3 countries.
The people responsible for this mess.
"I didn't lose the money, the market misplaced it."
"It works on my machine. Therefore, the problem is you."
"Have you tried turning it off and on again? Please do."