All Systems Operational-ish

System Status

Live updates on everything that is currently broken.

Passable Performance

Most things are working. Don't touch anything.

Core Engine
Operational
Latency Injection
Operational
User Patience
Degraded Performance
Infinite Money Glitch
Patched

Past Incidents

Oct 24, 2024

Unexpected Uptime

The servers stayed online for 24 hours straight. We investigated the anomaly and restored normal instability.

Sep 12, 2024

Database Nap Time

The master database got tired and decided to take a nap. No data was lost, but feelings were hurt.