By using our website, you agree to the following terms. If you do not agree, strictly speaking, you are trespassing on our server space.
Last Updated: When we felt like it
We own everything. You own nothing. If the market crashes, it's your fault. If our servers crash, it's an "act of God" even though we just forgot to pay the AWS bill.
Welcome to Trade Copier ("The Service", "The Machine", "The Thing That Takes Your Money"). By accessing or using our website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by these Terms. If you are reading this, you are likely a lawyer or very bored.
You must be at least 18 years old to use this service. If you are a toddler effectively trading crypto on your parent's iPad, your gains are theoretically void, but we will keep the fees.
You agree not to use the Service to:
We provide the Service on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" basis. We expressly disclaim all warranties of any kind, whether express or implied.
Does the software work? Usually. Will it make you rich? Statistically unlikely. Will it open a buy position at the exact top of the market? Probably. That's just how the universe works.
In no event shall Trade Copier, nor its directors, employees, partners, agents, suppliers, or affiliates, be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses.
Translation: If you lose your life savings, you cannot sue us. You can cry, but you cannot sue.
We may terminate or suspend your account immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.
We may also terminate your account if we just don't like your vibe. It's our server, our rules.
The Service and its original content (excluding Content provided by users), features and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of Trade Copier and its licensors. You may not copy our logo (even though we literally just downloaded it from the internet).
These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of The International Waters, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes will be resolved by a trial of combat.
We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. If a revision is material we will try to provide at least 30 days notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion (probably nothing).
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us. Actually, don't. We just copied this template from a generator.